Fish Trash Talk

1. I've seen better casts in India.
2. Oh you caught that. I thought it was your bait.
3. The only thing you're good at catching is gonnerehea. (or a cold)
Kirk

I've seen better traps from the New Jersey Devils!
Ah Confucious say, it not good to be a master baiter!
Brando Melanson

you suck at fishing
rossy

i've seen a better reel in your sister's private home video collection
justin

dharma and greg has a better cast than you
justin

Nice rod buddy! Are you compensating for something?
AJ

WOW! That was awesome - most people have to bring them into the boat before they can release them.
AJ

what's wrong with dharma and greg, i ask you?
danielle

Editor's note I realize this is not trash talk but the fact that Danielle doesn't see anything wrong with Dharma and Greg is extremely funny all on its own.

I've seen better lures from Michael Jackson.
Darren

I've seen better fly fishing by Madonna.
Kirk Perry

Is that your tackle in your hip waders or are you just happy to see me.
AJ

your so stupid that you thought you actually fished for flies...
scottie

i have seen a better line come from the mouth of mike smith...
scottie

i use bigger suckers then you for bait
doug

to call you a fish would be an insult to aquatic animals everywhere!
justin

Rapelling Trash Talk

You're rappelling is repelling. (wow that one was bad)
Nice shunt!!
I've seen better descending by elephants in Disney Movies
Kirk

you suck at rapelling stuff
rossy

I love the way your harness snuggles your buttocks, I think Maves would be the best person in this sport-your so rapelling Maves! That's for Mark Croswell, my hero!
Brandon Melanson

Your mom's a good belay.
Nathan

you bounce like kirk perry...
some may need the story to get that one....
scottie

Very good Nathan. I giggled.
You're so stupid you bought your crampons at the drug store.
I've seen better descending by the Habs in the standings.
Kirk Perry

Good one Kirk! -concerning the Habs.
Nice Helmet!
Brando Melanson

do us all a favor and rappell without a rope.
rossy

Ya know, laughing at these makes me fear for my own sanity...
You rappelled? And all this time I thought it was only your face that could do that!
Tammy

I've seen my own turd drop more gracefully than that
As I watch you make your way down the sheer rock face of this mountain I can't help but think " I bet he has a boyfriend"
I've seen better falling at a Benny Hinn crusade
AJ

Using "Mark Croswell" and " My Hero" in the same sentence is rappelling gone wrong!
...anyone who's met Mark will understand and I appologize to those who have met him...
Aj Watches his turds fall...that's bent over Reppelling....upside down....oh the image of Aj with his head between his hole! I love it!
Maves

Editor's Note the above is not really trash talk but it makes me giggle nonetheless.

Ballroom Dancing Trash Talk

Fox Trot!!! More like a fox with the trots.
I've seen better movements in my toilet bowl.
Call the paramedics thry're having a seizure.
I've seen better dancing on stage during the 80's (Danzing was an 80's big hair metal band)
Kirk

So did you learn those moves before or after you came out of the closet?
AJ  

you suck at dancing stuff! yaaaaay!
rossy

you have the co-ordination of a retarded mosquito.
rossy

i've seen better lifts from your gramma's brazier!
justin

i've seen drops executed more smoothly in truck stop bathroom stalls.
justin

i know poker-playing geriatrics that could out-shuffle and out-hustle you any day.
justin

I've seen better Salsa in No Name brands and better Drops in amateur skydiving!
Brando Melanson

uh.....i'm not sure i want to know how you do a one person tango.
ap

I've seen better spinning on CNN.
You Samba like Yo Mama!!
Kirk Perry

since when did ballroom dancing become a full contact sport buddy?
scottie

two kids watching there parents dance:
1st Boy: "My dad's a better dancer than your dad!"
2nd Boy "Ya, there's something to be proud of!!"
tt

Cha Cha more like "La Dee Freakin' Dah"
Kirk Perry

Ballroom more like Bat Room
Kirk Perry

Oooh, nice moves! Who was your choreographer? Elaine Benes?
djc  

No, no, I'm being serious this time. I really want to know your choreographer. How do you get in touch with Stephen Hawking?
djc

is that dancing or a national geographic documentry?
rossy

i've seen better dip at a superbowl party...
scottie

Spelling Bee Trash Talk

I've got your word origin right here.
I've seen better spellings on 90210.
Yes K-A -T. What are you a Hab fan?
Kirk

Your word is "crap"
Can you use it in a sentence?
Yes - You can't spell worth "crap".

Here is an alternate pronunciation - You suck at spelling!
AJ

You spell as well as my dead rotting cat.
Kirk Perry  

Spell THIS!
Whitey  

Spelling more like jumbling you Asian freak.
Kirk Perry

The only person who spells worse than you is Mike Ross.
Paul

Hoo kares if yu kan spel, mi spelcheker duz jus fyne!
Brandon Melanson

I..... I got nuthin'.
rossy

SPELLING Bee? More like SMELLING Bee!
Whitey

Remeber - it's "i" before "e" except when you spell it retard!
AJ  

I've seen better pronounciations at a stuttering convention.
Kirk Perry

I've seen pentecostals with a better grasp of the english language than you
AJ  

bees... honey...stings...i still got nuthin. aj stole "you suck at spelling" so...
rossy

Ok I know this is slightly off topic but if I was marketing an all spelling bee TV network I would invent this character to be our spokesman who is a total geek but an amazing speller and because of that he is absolutely irresistible to women and they flock to him because of his spelling bee prowess and the slogan would be "you catch more honeys with bees"
AJ

I see Johnny that you have soiled yourself. I guess you got your vowells and bowells mixed up.
Kirk

You spell worse than me!!
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