Equestrian Trash Talk

15 hands I only see 4 hooves.
You're supposed to jump the fence not tackle it.
I've seen better jumping at a Three Season Ant Concert.
Nice mane shame about the face.
That ride was so lame they should shoot the rider.
Kirk

Too bad you don't get points for every beam you knock off.
AJ  

Yo horse is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
TT

That horse runs about as straight as Nathan Smith's ... ahh forget it.
That horse's lice can jump higher than it can.
AJ

kirk perry has a bigger verticle than your horse...
scottie

nice friggin' horse buddy
rossy

Kirk Perry has a bigger SOMETHING! But I dont' tell secrets!
maves

...and the horse you rode in on.
rossy

you suck at horse stuff.
rossy

I've had boxers that ride better than your horse.
Darren

I've seen better gallops during election polling.
I've seen better rides at Upper Clemons Park.
Kirk Perry

My jockey is bigger than yours
I've seen better jumps by a midget on a poodle
The bad news: today your horse dissapointed hundreds of gamblers
The good news: tomorrow your horse will bring joy to hundreds of school children
AJ

I have seen better jumps in the special olympics!
Darrick Lareva