Rapelling Trash Talk

You're rappelling is repelling. (wow that one was bad)
Nice shunt!!
I've seen better descending by elephants in Disney Movies
Kirk

you suck at rapelling stuff
rossy

I love the way your harness snuggles your buttocks, I think Maves would be the best person in this sport-your so rapelling Maves! That's for Mark Croswell, my hero!
Brandon Melanson

Your mom's a good belay.
Nathan

you bounce like kirk perry...
some may need the story to get that one....
scottie

Very good Nathan. I giggled.
You're so stupid you bought your crampons at the drug store.
I've seen better descending by the Habs in the standings.
Kirk Perry

Good one Kirk! -concerning the Habs.
Nice Helmet!
Brando Melanson

do us all a favor and rappell without a rope.
rossy

Ya know, laughing at these makes me fear for my own sanity...
You rappelled? And all this time I thought it was only your face that could do that!
Tammy

I've seen my own turd drop more gracefully than that
As I watch you make your way down the sheer rock face of this mountain I can't help but think " I bet he has a boyfriend"
I've seen better falling at a Benny Hinn crusade
AJ

Using "Mark Croswell" and " My Hero" in the same sentence is rappelling gone wrong!
...anyone who's met Mark will understand and I appologize to those who have met him...
Aj Watches his turds fall...that's bent over Reppelling....upside down....oh the image of Aj with his head between his hole! I love it!
Maves

Editor's Note the above is not really trash talk but it makes me giggle nonetheless.