Equestrian Trash Talk

15 hands I only see 4 hooves.
You're supposed to jump the fence not tackle it.
I've seen better jumping at a Three Season Ant Concert.
Nice mane shame about the face.
That ride was so lame they should shoot the rider.
Kirk

Too bad you don't get points for every beam you knock off.
AJ  

Yo horse is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
TT

That horse runs about as straight as Nathan Smith's ... ahh forget it.
That horse's lice can jump higher than it can.
AJ

kirk perry has a bigger verticle than your horse...
scottie

nice friggin' horse buddy
rossy

Kirk Perry has a bigger SOMETHING! But I dont' tell secrets!
maves

...and the horse you rode in on.
rossy

you suck at horse stuff.
rossy

I've had boxers that ride better than your horse.
Darren

I've seen better gallops during election polling.
I've seen better rides at Upper Clemons Park.
Kirk Perry

My jockey is bigger than yours
I've seen better jumps by a midget on a poodle
The bad news: today your horse dissapointed hundreds of gamblers
The good news: tomorrow your horse will bring joy to hundreds of school children
AJ

I have seen better jumps in the special olympics!
Darrick Lareva

Curling Trash Talk

Hurry Hard more like not hurrying at all.
I've seen better sweeping at a cattle barn.
I've seen better inturns during the Clinton administration.
Kirk

you couldn't perform a take out from a chinese restaurant.
ap

I've seen better shots at an innoculation party.
Kirk Perry

I've seen better skipping at Jump-Rope-For-Heart.
Darren

What sport do you think you are playing? Curling or senior's shuffleboard?
Darren

I've seen better skips in Skippy Peanut Butter!
TT

i've seen better roks at a quarey .....
scottie

You slide like my sandpaper covered Uncle Gerry.
Kirk Perry

Yo momma goes to curling.
TT

i've seen better stones in a uninary track

i've seen better shots at a frat party
scottie

Oh I'll hit your rocks all right...
AJ

Curling more like straight ahead.
anonymous

I'll show you what you can do with your hammer.
angry monk

I have seen better rock pushing come out of East Harlem!
Darrick Lareva