Curling Trash Talk

Hurry Hard more like not hurrying at all.
I've seen better sweeping at a cattle barn.
I've seen better inturns during the Clinton administration.
Kirk

you couldn't perform a take out from a chinese restaurant.
ap

I've seen better shots at an innoculation party.
Kirk Perry

I've seen better skipping at Jump-Rope-For-Heart.
Darren

What sport do you think you are playing? Curling or senior's shuffleboard?
Darren

I've seen better skips in Skippy Peanut Butter!
TT

i've seen better roks at a quarey .....
scottie

You slide like my sandpaper covered Uncle Gerry.
Kirk Perry

Yo momma goes to curling.
TT

i've seen better stones in a uninary track

i've seen better shots at a frat party
scottie

Oh I'll hit your rocks all right...
AJ

Curling more like straight ahead.
anonymous

I'll show you what you can do with your hammer.
angry monk

I have seen better rock pushing come out of East Harlem!
Darrick Lareva